Religious bent

At the chapel today someone said I had a "religious bent." It's a phrase I had no understanding of and I reacted quite aggressively, twatting the speaker on the nose. In my defence I thought he was calling me a gay monk, but now I understand otherwise and I will apologise when next I see the wounded gentleman.

Also I'm filing for divorce very soon. This is something from the mainland I'll tell you about later if I get the chance.

Adieu.