Brevity

I'll have to brief in wishing you all good morning as I have many things to do. I've been awake for several hours preparing herbs and collecting berries, but the work starts properly from here.

I've been set a task by the Bishop in response to the appearance of several bastards of problems that have been left unattended and it will mean that I have to go to town today. My code of silence has been lifted in that respect so that I can go and ask the Bank Manager '...just what the fuck he thinks he is doing' as the Bishop puts it.

The other brethren are all up and about, doing all sorts of shit. I think I saw Father Bradley gluing pornographic pictures into the books of Doxologies and Chants of mediaeval Europe. He does it most weeks but forgets to stop despite the frequent punishment.

Got to go and have a quick 'evacuation' now so I bid you good morning. I shall report my findings later today.

Health Check: Is weeing in the shower bad?