Doom from below

Ordered from the new Chinese takeaway last night to great effect...the food was - I think - quite good. There was much sacramental wine imbibation so my memory is slightly skewed, but a general feeling of satisfaction is at the front of my mind this morning when I think about my king prawns. The only problem I face now is the looseness of bowels that plagues me after I have eaten fine food. My emissions are currently preventing the Brothers from entering the Doxology unit and, until I evacuate my bowels, they refuse to move through the days orders despite the Bishop's attempted intervention. My faithful laptop allows me to record all this information! A truly wondrous affair.