Sah!
New day, new regime.
An old chaplain has taken over the day-to-day running of the ministry here, allowing the Bishop time and space to pursue other worthy causes. Starting today we have a sales-oriented approach to getting people into the monastery and making them spend as much money as possible. We will be judged on just how well we can fleece the poor tourists, and the new buzz-words around these parts are PROFIT and MARGINS. I have the right to exercise a contractual clause at the end of May that allows me to say 'fuck you' to this new Ops Manager (nice name). I will be doing just that unless we can work a scheme to 'lose' him somehow. Heads down and pencils out people!
An old chaplain has taken over the day-to-day running of the ministry here, allowing the Bishop time and space to pursue other worthy causes. Starting today we have a sales-oriented approach to getting people into the monastery and making them spend as much money as possible. We will be judged on just how well we can fleece the poor tourists, and the new buzz-words around these parts are PROFIT and MARGINS. I have the right to exercise a contractual clause at the end of May that allows me to say 'fuck you' to this new Ops Manager (nice name). I will be doing just that unless we can work a scheme to 'lose' him somehow. Heads down and pencils out people!

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I'm sure that's a classic Mellie isn't it John? We've got the book and it's dangerous lol
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