Corporate trash

A Starbucks has opened on the island. I went there to admire the expert 'identikit' decor and drink what was, surprisingly, a damned good coffee. The coffee was a fresh filter mind you, so it would have been hard to spoil it. Saying that, seeing the staff they have, any number of things might have gone wrong.

Why is everything so fucking expensive in their shops? And why is all the coffee served in such huge fucking cups? We may have to firebomb the place tonight...and safeguard old Emlyn's coffee shop on the Low Street. If he closed, his whole family would be screwed.