Competition week

The annual worm race kicked off at the local last night. Two of the regulars can be seen here, beaming after winning their respective heats.

Later in the evening a boar fought a komodo dragon for the right to meet the reigning champion in the animal fight final showdown. Shenkin the regimental goat was said to be impressed with the combatants prior to the event and his view was unchanged when the komodo won through. The final is due tonight and will undoubtedly attract a huge crowd of protestors from the neighbouring island.