Sunday, January 16, 2005

Holy Holy Holy

Today is our Lord's day. We work twice as hard. I'm part of a small team cooking lunch for the Bishop and his wife. He's the only one of us allowed to have a lady and he rubs our fucking noses in it all the time. He leaves her underwear everywhere just to excite us.

Still, she's ugly as sin. I'd rather try my luck at the local pub.

Earlier, I put Savlon down the toilet. That was weird as it made the water orange. I tried to clear it by adding washing powder but I think I've fucked it all right up.

I'll tell you all about my cooking later and perhaps we can share a meditation.


2 Comments:

Blogger monkey fooker said...

I`m off! No women, no beer, no music, do they think I am a fucking monk for christ sake? I am handing in me cassock and buying a pair of Jeff Banks pants instead.

So long suckers

FG.

5:13 pm  
Blogger monkey fooker said...

New home for Father Gibbon http://fathergibbon.blogspot.com/

5:15 pm  

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