Wrong wrong wrong
I know it's bad but I'm pissed. I was awarded an extra hour of speaking-time this evening so I went to the off-licence and got a bottle of cheap brandy.
You know, I get free alcohol on tap in this monastery, but I'm really pissed off with herbal bollocks. I've been listening to a band from the mainland called Derrero and swigging alcohol for most of the evening. It's a testament to my constitution that I can still type right now and I'm proud to be able to tell you that I hate the American term 'restroom'. Let's be honest, I hardly go to the fucking toilet to rest! Mostly you will find me squeezing shit out of my arse and that certainly isn't restful.
I'm going to bed now.
Adieu to you and you and you.
God I fucking hate The Sound of Music...full off bastard nazis.
Nos da x
You know, I get free alcohol on tap in this monastery, but I'm really pissed off with herbal bollocks. I've been listening to a band from the mainland called Derrero and swigging alcohol for most of the evening. It's a testament to my constitution that I can still type right now and I'm proud to be able to tell you that I hate the American term 'restroom'. Let's be honest, I hardly go to the fucking toilet to rest! Mostly you will find me squeezing shit out of my arse and that certainly isn't restful.
I'm going to bed now.
Adieu to you and you and you.
God I fucking hate The Sound of Music...full off bastard nazis.
Nos da x
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