He's a bum

Sir Clive is an arse.

Sir Clive?

Iain Balshaw? Neil Back? Matt Stevens?

Sir Clive, you've lost the plot. I mean, Iain Balshaw? Come on!

Okay, I'm not suggesting you take 20 Welshmen, but what I find somewhat ridiculous is your insistence on outdoing the amount of Grand Slam champions (10 boys from Wales) with retired international players and has-beens from your old regime by the factor of two.

I hope you win Clive, but you have lost the confidence of a fair few people already.

You must be mistaken

I ain't no priest!