Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Competition week





















The annual worm race kicked off at the local last night. Two of the regulars can be seen here, beaming after winning their respective heats.

Later in the evening a boar fought a komodo dragon for the right to meet the reigning champion in the animal fight final showdown. Shenkin the regimental goat was said to be impressed with the combatants prior to the event and his view was unchanged when the komodo won through. The final is due tonight and will undoubtedly attract a huge crowd of protestors from the neighbouring island.

Monday, September 11, 2006

The places I had been


And briefly, this is part of the recent tour to my childhood landmarks.

The deflated union jack is a metaphor for the shiteness that good old Brittania lumped on most of the known world. What a pile of piss it was. I hate the way the word Britain has been tainted from it's original roots. The Brythons were our very ancient ancestors (living in Prydain as it was called at one time) and the moniker carried such meaning. Now I can only view the off-shoot word Britain as a thing of disgust.

Anyway, a good time was had by all.

Ah, the good old days


I thought I'd add a picture today. This is me directing the junior monks in gardening methods of the late 1800's. We keep up appearances for the tourists who visit us during the summer and autumn months and I like to think we give them a vision of a simpler time that was actually in fact very recent, no more than 150 years ago.

The last two centuries have seen unprecedented change in our landscape, society and lifestyles. Having once lived in the burgeoning metropolis of Cardiff, I feel I have a direct connection to the stresses and anxieties lumped on people by the constant change that our species faces. My current situation only serves to highlight how far we have removed ourselves from what was a simpler and less crowded lifestyle not so long ago. In the solitude this island offers, I can afford my brain and body the time needed to absorb, assimilate and adjust to all the challenges my more rustic life faces, a luxury that city folk are sadly missing. They are buffeted from all sides by commerce, marketing, advertising, peer pressure, cost of living increases, subliminal bullshit, propaganda, bias, stereotyping and all sorts of other crapulence.

It is in our nature to seek out other people and to interact with them. On an animal level we require contact for mating and continuation. On another (perhaps spritual) level we need to find that we aren't alone. We need affirmation daily of who and what we are, even where we are. The most obvious yardstick then is to find other people and measure ourselves. There are better, more spiritual ways of learning about ourselves, but as a starting point we rely on other people to remind ourselves of ourselves. But at what point does it all become unhealthy? People gravitate towards each other naturally, but at what point does such a grouping become unnatural? City streets, flats on top of flats, the press of people on the high street, grey faces. I moved away because I felt that there was no room to be human there. Cities twist life. Compare the rats from the countryside with those in the connurbations! Look at the 'seagulls' that inhabit the roofs of high rise buildings and terraced streets, as far removed from what a gull should be as you can possibly imagine. Look at the urban pigeons, all greasy and fidgety. Get yourself into the countryside and see a pigeon in its rightful place, full of colour and beauty. Look at the humans in the cities, crammed into boxes upon boxes, all directions chosen for them by the pavements and roads, nowhere that they can call secret or special or unique. Compare them to the humans who live in the hills, in the countryside, on the farms. How can a city human feel the seasons properly, understand the land and understand themselves in relation to it all? What it means to be human is slowly being lost. Whereas it once meant being in touch with our reality, more and more we have our realities made for us to keep us in thrall. Remove yourselves from your situations. Challenge and question everything and start doing things differently again, instinctively and animal-like. Reclaim your heritage! Be human again.


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